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Clam the psychic clam, the clairvoyant sensation known around the world for his (her?) stunning record of World Cup predictions, has emerged from the grottos of prophecy to predict the winner of this weekend's Super Bowl XLIX.

What does Clam augur? And why did Clam, on the cusp of taking true power on the world stage—power befitting its status as the true mystic of the Piscean Age—retreat to solitude when greatness was before it? Also, when does the Super Bowl start? Only one being, knowledge as vast and blank as the cosmos, can possibly know: Clam.

Video by Nick Stango.