Tarpley
Hitt

Tarpley Hitt is a staff writer at Gawker

Lawsuit: Thin Skyscraper Is Too Thin

Multibillionaires mad about getting trapped in a glass box in the sky

STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR

There, There, AOC

She broke down crying after voting "present" for Iron Dome funding

ABOUT-FACE

Barstool: Saturdays Are for Our New Food Delivery Service and Branded Pizza Product :)

Cheesy

PIVOTING TO DIGIORNO

Florida Politician: People Think I'm Hispanic Because I Said I Was

“It is being reported that I have called myself Hispanic,” non-Hispanic Miami Beach City Commissioner candidate Kristen Rosen Gonzalez told Gawker.

HILARIAS

Was Rep. Steve Scalise Shot in the Dick?

His medical report says he was shot in his "pelvic region." But what does that mean?

Hmm

Why Is France Losing Its Merde Over Submarines

You've already lost when Boris Johnson has a good joke about you

LE SIGH

Britain Grapples With Fizzy Drink Shortage

English guy voice: "We’re running out of libations"

BUBBLY

That’s So Rupert

The media mogul started a new TV network because he "wanted something to watch"

OLD MAN YELLS AT TELLY

FBI Raids Home of #VanLife Man Who May Be in Feral Hog Swamp

Yesterday, investigators found a body they believe to be his missing girlfriend

HOG WILD

What Is Going on With the Missing #VanLife Woman?

The one in all the articles and TikToks

WYA

NYT: Elizabeth Holmes Was Just Pegging the Patriarchy

You would prosecute this woman for the crime of being a woman who did crime?

Lass Ceiling

Vice Introduces 'Indulgence' Issue After Firing 17 People

And skimping on their severance packages

ATONING FOR SINS

Kim Jong Un Shows Off Slim Pins

Revenge bod debut

SKINNY LEGEND

Skaters: No More Rape

Front Salad. Back Salad. Front Blunt.

Yes...YES!

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott: No More Rape in Texas Starting ... Now!

Everything’s bigger in Texas, except the rapist population, which is about to get smaller

ABBOTTION
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Rachel Maddow Wards Off Disinfo with Disinforming Tweet

Glenn Greenwald is right about this one

Maddowboutit

Corporate Dickrider Neal Katyal Weighs in on the Texas Abortion Ban

Looks like the Liberal case for Gorsuch sucks

DON'T WANT TO HEAR-YE

Cuomo’s in Hiding

In the Hamptons

SHORE LOSER

Wikifeet Celebrity Laura Bassett to Helm Jezebel

A supposedly foot-related website

girl feet

In Effort to Seem Like Youthful Startup, VICE Raises More Money With No Business Plan

The company laid off 17 people last week

PIVOT TO SUCKING