Tarpley
Hitt

Tarpley Hitt is a staff writer at Gawker

White House Press Corps Crying Over Naomi Biden Wedding Snub

The Fourth Estate was denied the opportunity to report on her first-dance song pick

SOMETHING BORROWED (DIGNITY)

Someone (Not Us) Is Threatening To Leak a Sam Bankman-Fried Sex Tape

We would never do that

NASTY!

10 Non-Polycule Members Getting Screwed by Sam Bankman-Fried

It's a bloodbath out there

CASUALTIES

Sam Bankman-Fried Is So Stupid It's Incredible

He has the right to remain silent, and yet...

iq anon

Tom Brady Has Scrubbed His Timeline of FTX Tweets

He is one of dozens of formerly enthusiastic crypto supporters who have rushed to delete tweets

BRADY'S BUNCH OF TWEETS

Are These Caroline Ellison's Tumblrs?

Two tumblrs rumored to belong to Alameda Research’s former CEO have some pretty interesting posts

TUMBLING

Why So 🤣 Elon?

He's not mad, data shows he's actually cry laughing more than usual

LAUGHING MY ASSETS OFF

NYT Still Touting Sam Bankman-Fried at DealBook Summit

He may have other things going on

WITHDRAWALS

What We Know About FTX Getting Fuxxed

The effectively altrusitic billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried has effectively bankrupted his crypto company

BANKMAN FRIED

‘Official’ Check Goes Gentle Into That Good Night

She was just three hours young

Nov. 9 2022-Nov. 9 2022

My Strange Call with 'My Son Hunter' Director Robert Davi

A two-hour conversation about Hunter Biden, Frank Sinatra, and demon sheep

GOONIES

When Did Stephen King Start Using the Phrase "Gone Like Enron"?

He says it more than you'd think

ON OUR LEXICON

Migos' Takeoff Killed in Houston

He was 28

RIP 💔

A Guide to Gwyneth Paltrow's Mindfully Conservative Voting Guide

She's practicing wellness by defending her tax bracket

GOOPS

The 13 Scariest Websites

These URLs will have you shaking in your boots

NOT OK COMPUTER

There's Still Time For Oprah to Endorse John Fetterman

It’s the least she could do

YOU GET AN ENDORSEMENT!

How Tall Is Britain's New Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, Exactly?

We're confused

RISHI

Kim Kardashian and Ivanka Trump Allegedly Shared a Three-Hour Dinner

The blonde bombshells met up for dinner at the Polo Lounge

double trouble

James Corden Possibly Re-Banned From Berating Staff at Balthazar

But Keith McNally does think he's supremely talented

BAN-ZINO

Elizabeth Wurtzel's Estate Is Up for Auction

You still have a few hours left to bid on her pony-hair lounge chair

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