Jordan Peterson Will NOT Jerk It to a Beautiful Model to Appease the Woke Mob

Take that, liberals

Scott Disick Babysits Kourtney Kardashian’s Kids on Her Wedding Day

It was his present to her

The Last Days of 'Ellen'

Chronicling the final season of America's most tolerated daytime show

ELLE Staff Drops Trou in Support of Kim Kardashian

They don't teach you that in J-school

Slap Update CCCXLVII: Wanda Sykes Is Pissed, Chris Rock Is Laughin’

And Will Smith continues to be fucked

Andrew Lloyd Webber Is Addicted to DJing

And no Broadway party is safe

Spooky: Eric Adams Is Right For Once

Of course there are ghosts at Gracie Mansion

The Last Days of 'Ellen': Ellen Tricks Audience Members Out of $2,500

Did Ellen just commit fraud?

A Brief History of Patti LuPone’s Unbridled Rage

If you had her vocal range you would yell too

The Womb Where It Happens: Michelle Williams and Thomas Kail Expecting Second Baby

Remember when they had their first one?

'American Song Contest' Finale Recap: Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

Finall

Jessica Biel and Elizabeth Olsen Are Both Candy

It's a double slay as the two stars portray the same axe-wielding woman in different streaming shows

Handwriting Reveal: Chrishell Stause Gives G Flip Awful Tattoo

The hallmark of young love

Lin-Manuel Miranda and Andrew Lloyd Webber to Pen Jubbly Anthem for the Queen

A collab meant to excite the most annoying person you know

The Last Days of 'Ellen': Jessica Biel Fills Her Underpants

The proud mama also pitched her line of vegan wellness products for kids

Kim Cattrall Continues to Be Correct

The queen doesn't miss

Chappelle Attacked Onstage, And Not Even By a Famous Actor

He still managed to be transphobic about it, don’t worry

Beeple Went on Fallon

Whatever that means

'American Song Contest' Episode 7 Recap: Full Lobotomy

By next week’s finale I will no longer be capable of any thought

Our Dream Met Gala Guests

Get the Jason and Brett to the Met ASAP