Jocelyn Silver is the Managing Editor of Gawker.

Vox's End-of-Year Bonus Is.. a $75 Voucher for Vox Merch 😞

Scrooge: Explained

Bah, Humbug

Kid Cudi Is Obsessed With Wearing Ugly Dresses

You can be brave and look a little nicer, too.

You Can Afford Better

This Nicolas Cage Profile Fried My Brain Like an Egg

It even includes a short film

Lord Have Mercitron

Elijah Wood Explains Harvey Weinstein's Secret 'Lord of the Rings' Cameo

There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world. Like Harvey Weinstein.

Middle Earth

Kanye West is the Only Celebrity Who Knows How to Spend Money

He has eternally good taste

Gotta Have It

Vogue Staffers Trapped in Ralph Lauren's U.S. Open Box During Flood

They got nice raincoats out of it


DeuxMoi Deuxs Nothing for Me

Lily-Rose Depp spotted in the West Village? I literally don’t care.

Spon Con

I Never Want to Go to a Picnic Again

So many ants

My Foot Fell Asleep

Remember When Hilary Duff Made Fun of Sharon Tate's Dead Baby

I can't tell if it's better or worse than you'd think.

Remember When

Timothée Chalamet's Spittle Landed on Me at China Chalet

I have made direct contact with the boy king's saliva.

Spitting Fire

Meet the Psychic Celebs Who Owned Posters of Their Future Partners

The wall decor-to-spouse pipeline