“Archetypes With Meghan” Is Done Mourning
Not even the death of a sovereign can stop this contractual obligation
Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie Involved in Confusing Incident With Paparazzo
The duo allegedly fled Buenos Aires after the photographer’s arm ended up broken
'Bros' Was Set Up to Fail
A baffling marketing campaign pitched it as homework for straight people — somehow it didn't work.
King Charles Looking Like a Dime On New Coin
All jowls and ears? That's king shit.
Why Can't My Dog Just Pee on the Tree?
(To be clear he's still going to)
Queen's Official Cause of Death Exactly What We Feared
Muick the corgi is cooperating with Scotland Yard
Meghan and Harry Victims of Royal Family Cybercrime
They've been demoted to Prince Andrew level on the Crown’s official web page
The Definitive Timeline of Jojo Siwa's Controversial New Relationship
TikTok is watching and screaming and throwing up
The Queen Bitchslapped Meghan Markle Over Alleged Wedding Egg Fit
Was Duchy Organic CEO King Charles there?
Harry Panicking That He Talked Too Much Shit About the Queen In His Memoir
It’s a little late, man
It's Montecito State Prison for Harry, If Charles Has Anything to do With It
The new king is hellbent on keeping Harry exiled
Bin the Book, Save the Empire
Prince Harry needs to burn his memoir manuscript if he ever wants to hang out at Balmoral ever again
Taylor Swift's Getting Funnier
A new TikTok persona emerges from the ashes of her adorkability
Meghan Markle Reached Out to King Charles to Ask for a 1:1
She tried to book a meeting room at Windsor HQ to “clear the air”
BBC Blocks Meghan Markle With Big Candle During Funeral Livecast
The flame of monarchy will not be extinguished
Queerbaiting? Royals Cry Over Dead Queen
They're two and eight (that's Cockney slang for "upset")
Queen Buried With Broken Stick
That'll be nice for her
Little Charlotte is coming for the crown
The laser-focused third grader is playing the long game.
Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon Is My Newest Baby Baby
Welcome to content creation, lil' doll!
British Kiss Arses Wait In 30-Hour Line to See Queen's Coffin
It isn't even an open casket