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Jason Sudeikis Either Did or Did Not Break Up With Model Girlfriend Keeley Hazell

Page Six says they’re still hooking up

Keeley Hazell

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Wears Ballerina Outfit to School Fundraiser For Some Reason

And John Legend was the Rat King

Life Is a Cabaret

Leonardo DiCaprio Has Entered His Jack Nicholson Era

New beach photos prove it

Inexorable March of Time

Johnny Depp Allegedly Snorted Coke With a Tampon Applicator

And more updates from the worst trial in the world


Celebrity Divorce Watch: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

After 10 years of marriage, Biel can't fake it anymore

Can't Stop the Singing

Is Johnny Depp Fucking His Lawyer? TikTok Freaks Hope So

The latest wrinkle in the most depressing case of all time

Gen Z

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Denies Getting ‘Constant Liposuction’

She only gets it sometimes!

Fact Check

Jesse Metcalfe: I Am the Z-List Hallmark Actor

And my life rocks, actually!

Anon Plz

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Is Going Back to Court

On the Roku channel!


Kaley Cuoco and Katie Holmes Both Have Random New Boyfriends

Their names are “Tom Pelphrey” and “Bobby Wooten III”

Random Alert

Is Jennifer Garner’s Boyfriend Real?

Maybe he’s a ghost

Regular Joe

Cara Delevingne Speaks With Amazing Speed At Met Gala

About her nipples and other cool stuff

Whiz Kid

Kylie Jenner Has Her Own Personal Paparazzi

And so does every other celeb

Keeping Up

Ew? Justin Long and Kate Bosworth Suck Face On Hawaiian Beach

Their 'sacred' love is public now

Aloha Paparazzi

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Plays Disgusting Mouth Game With Jimmy Fallon

This is how COVID started


Ben Affleck Lost His Raya Password a Long Time Ago, Okay?

Please don’t listen to that lady from ‘Selling Sunset’

Mean Rumors

Celebrity Divorce Watch: Nick and Vanessa Lachey

The hosts of ‘The Ultimatum’ have their own marital issues

What's Left of Me

Are the Kardashians Plotting to DECIMATE Pete Davidson On Their TV Show?

That's what his friends think

Women, Amiright?

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Posts a Nude Mirror Selfie

Click to see

Maximum Exposure

People Shitting Their Pants From Lucky Charms Cannot Stop Eating Lucky Charms

Just one more bowl to make sure...

Life's Rich Pageant