Allie
Jones

Allie Jones is a contributing writer at Gawker. Her work has appeared in The New York Times, GQ, Esquire, and other places.

You Don't Have to Repeat a Compliment About Yourself

It won't make people like you more

Tips

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Got Digital Bangs

Meet “app Chrissy”

Effortlessly Cool?

Teigen Tales: What Is Eyebrow Transplant Surgery, and Why Did Chrissy Teigen Get It?

A guide for haters

Body Horror

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen vs. Buzzfeed

A battle for our time

LOL

This Video of Brie Larson Singing a Taylor Swift Song Has Turned Me Into the Joker

Why is she lying on her bed like a consumption patient

(Brie's Version)

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Invites Pals to “Fight to the Death” at ‘Squid Game’ Party

"My dream came true"

Fun

Shailene Woodley Breaks Her Silence On Aaron Rodgers’ Anti-Vax Scandal: He's Got Big Feet ;)

Thanks

Deflections

Remember When Heidi Klum and Seal Renewed Their Vows Every Year of Their 7-Year Marriage?

One ceremony was themed "white trash"

A little crazy

Celebrity Divorce Watch: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott

Unfortunately massive credit card debt can’t keep them together

90210

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Shares Some Thoughts on Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson

With a TMZ cameraman

Big Chrissy Energy

I Bet Justin Theroux Is Jealous of Nicholas Braun

The tragedy of "Ray's"

Theroux Him a Bone

Uhh, What's Going On With Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid?

TMZ reports the pop star "struck" his mother-in-law at home

Family Matters

Angelina Jolie's Saboteur Strikes Again

Seven years after powder-gate, the actress was cursed with uneven hair extensions

Spooky

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Says Cancellation Made Her Stronger

"I just hope these people can, you know, forgive"

Realizing Things

How Old Is Too Old to Wear a Halloween Costume?

Some say the limit does not exist

Adulting

Does Jake Gyllenhaal Really Want to Get Married and Have Babies?

I'll believe it when I see it

Future Father of Daughters

Why Won’t the Daily Mail Let the “Most Beautiful Girl In the World” Grow Up?

Thylane Blondeau deserves more

Child Models

I Don't Know Who Brandon Blackstock Is but I Wish Him the Worst

Leave Kelly Clarkson alone

Celebrity Divorce Watch

Suggested Guests for Lindsay Lohan's New Podcast

Not that she needs our help

Content Queen

It's Oatmeal Season

I’m Quakering

Good News