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Vanessa Lachey Got the Job

You'll never guess what it is

Good News

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen's Recent Plastic Surgery Revealed

It's a scary one

Dr. Diamond

Jennifer Aniston's Haircare Line Named After Used Car

La vie en Buick

It's Fine

A Star Is Born

And her name is Olivia Jade!

Cha Cha Cha

Teigen Tales: Forgive People, Says Chrissy Teigen From Her New Porsche

Beep beep

Cancel Club

Minimum Effort, Maximum Return: It's Ashlee Simpson's Sponsored Instagram

She's at Applebee’s having holiday drinks with her man, yep!


Are Celebrities Really Gorgeous No Matter What?

A plastic-surgery Instagram account makes a bold claim


Teigen Tales: What's the Right Number of Mean Comments?

Chrissy’s conspiracy


Teigen Tales: Official Guest at Obama's Birthday Party

Happy birthday, Mr. President

Cancel Club

Kate Bosworth Announces Separation With Prose Poem About Whiskey

"This is love. And we will drink that down."

Unconscious Uncoupling

A Taxonomy of Celebrity Alcohol Brands

From Casamigos to Brody Jenner’s canned tequila soda

Drink Up

Teigen Tales: Do You Want to See Chrissy Teigen's Boob Scars?

Doesn't matter here they are

public displays

Teigen Tales: House Sold for $17 Million

Chrissy Teigen has more money today than she did before.


Celebrity Divorce Watch: Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard

Why is she hugging her co-star so much?

Imminent Partings

Leo DiCaprio's Girlfriend's Summer Reading List

Honestly, it's pretty good.

Didion hive

Teigen Tales: Escape to Italy

Chrissy Teigen leans into her sense of humor at the Leaning Tower of Pisa.