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Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen’s Quixotic Quest for Cincinnati Chili

It all started at the Kroger Wellness Festival (?)


Give Him a Break! Adam Levine Once Said He Doesn't Believe In Monogamy

Mister police I gave you all the clues


Adam Levine Crushed Under Avalanche of His Own Stupid DMs

“Watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me”


Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles Sat Soooo Far Apart at Umpteenth ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ Premiere

This relationship will not last the week

Celebrity Breakup Watch

The Most Anticipated Celebrity Babies of 2023

Who are you looking forward to seeing blurry photos of more: Blake Lively’s baby or Chrissy Teigen’s baby?

Goo Goo Ga Ga

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Asks Woman High On Mushrooms to Be Her Baby’s Godmother

It was Whitney Cummings


Lisa Rinna Snubbed By the BravoCon Gods?

Another blow for the embattled housewife

Own It

Leonardo DiCaprio Touched Gigi Hadid’s Shoulder and You Know What That Means

Yolanda Hadid is throwing a party at her Pennsylvania farm


Leonardo DiCaprio Spotted Partying With Elderly Woman

She’s 27

Gigi My Love

A Collection of Casey Affleck’s Comments on His 24-Year-Old GF’s Instagram

"All I could smell was you."


Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen Divorce Watch: Alert Level Water Park

Gisele’s taking the kids and this is getting serious

Pass Interference

Looks Like Leo DiCaprio’s 25-Year-Old Ex-GF Got the Dogs In the Breakup

Good for her

Girlfriend's Best Friend

Former McCain Republican Jennifer Lawrence Found Liberalism Through ‘30 Rock’

A Liz Lemon joke converted her

Whatever Works

Celebrity Divorce Watch: Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen

The unretired NFL star and model are reportedly in an “epic fight”

Penalty Flag

This Bitch Really Did It

Leo DiCaprio broke up with his girlfriend days after she turned 25


Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Looks Different

Is it the eyebrows?

Medical Mysteries

Is J.Lo Guilty of Astrology-Based Workplace Discrimination?

Glee's Heather Morris says yes...or does she?


Michelle Branch Triumphs In Slap Case

Charges have been dropped and she is free to move on from her alleged cheater of a husband


J.Lo Only Has One Best Friend And That’s Ben Affleck Bitch

Leah Remini better read the room


Why Didn't Anybody Go to J.Lo and Ben Affleck's Fake Plantation Wedding?

Not even Leah Remini?