Prince Harry Meets Best Friend
The inebriated mayor of Party City, Prince Harry, met a member of the Royal Welsh regiment of the British Army in London on Tuesday, and immediately became best friends with him.
I like you, mate, Prince Harry said to his new acquaintance. What's your name, then?
The new friend remained silent.
This guy, said Prince Harry to no one in particular. He doesn't wanna tell me his name.
Don't be shy, man, said Prince Harry. I'm just a regular guy like you. I'm in the army too. Did they tell you that?
Why won't he tell me his fuckin' name? Prince Harry asked a man standing nearby. It's not even that it's disrespectful, 'cause I don't care about that. At the end of the day I'm just a regular guy. I'm in the army too—I don't know if they told you guys that or they didn't or whatever.
But it's, like, drivin' me crazy.
Prince Harry and his friend looked at each other for a long while.
You're weird, man, said the Prince, finally. But I gotta say, I like you a lot.
You ever get high?
They were both in town to watch a movie.
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