US actress Jennifer Garner and her daughter Violet Affleck arrive at the White House to attend a sta...

Intelligence Community Summons Marxist Violet Affleck to White House "State Dinner"

Tread carefully, comrade

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YEREVAN, ARMENIA - NOVEMBER 23: (RUSSIA OUT) Russian President Vladimir Putin grimases during the SC...

Vladimir Putined His Pants

An unconfirmed report states that the Russian autocrat pooped himself on impact after falling down the stairs

bad caviar
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WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 01:  John Legend and Chrissy Teigen arrive for the White House state dinne...

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Flexes Above Average Social Skills at State Dinner

The Democratic party just can’t quit her

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US Vice-President Kamala Harris speaks during the town hall meeting about the empowerment of women a...

Kamala Harris Is Gawker's Funniest Woman of the Year

She's laughing, we're laughing, everyone's laughing

Loler of the Free World
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British Egg Terrorist Banned From Carrying Eggs in a Public Place

Authorities have cracked down on the climate activist who missed Charles and Camilla

live and omelet live
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Hurricane Threatens to Crash Tiffany Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Wedding

Ummm RUDE?

Best Wishes
Allie Jones

Ron DeSantis Victory Not Enough to Make Tom Brady Smile

And, by the way? He’s still trying his best

if you just smile
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Sorry Adam Brody: Maxwell Alejandro Frost Is Actually Gawker's Sexiest Man Alive 2022

Florida's new Congressman is a 25-year-old handsome-as-hell Arianator

florida, man
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Norway’s Princess Märtha Louise Dumped the Monarchy for Sexy Shaman

Together, they’ll optimize their spirits without taxpayer money

a lid for every pot
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A Guide to Gwyneth Paltrow's Mindfully Conservative Voting Guide

She's practicing wellness by defending her tax bracket

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There's Still Time For Oprah to Endorse John Fetterman

It’s the least she could do

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How Tall Is Britain's New Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, Exactly?

We're confused

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16 Things That Lasted Longer Than Liz Truss as Prime Minister

Countess Luann's marriage to Tom D'Agostino, for one

swift justice
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LinkedIn Update: Prince Andrew's Old Media Adviser Now Working for Liz Truss

This guy must be good

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Does Liz Truss Wear a BDSM Day Collar?

An investigation

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REVEALED: Joe Biden’s Wedding Gift to Real Housewife Meghan King

She was married to his nephew for two months in 2021

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