Police Seek Couple Who Had Public Dumpster Sex on St. Patrick's Day
A couple decided to screw like no one was watching on St. Patrick's Day. Unfortunately, everyone was watching, because they were in a parking lot behind a Dunkin' Donuts during broad daylight.
Newark, Del. police are seeking the unnamed man and woman caught having sex against a dumpster at the Galleria, a popular shopping center on a major street near the University of Delaware campus. The evidence is all over the internet in the form of a shaky, somewhat-NSFW YouTube video, and some tastefully censored Instagram photos.
The couple is wanted for public "lewd acts." Police helpfully point out that they're "college aged" and were wearing green at the time.