Over the past few months, the proud city of Philadelphia has been gearing up for a huge event: the opening of a flagship Wawa in Center City. The pope will be there soon, also.
The enormous flagship Wawa had its grand opening this morning—allegedly rushed to precede the arrival of the pope—during which Mayor Michael Nutter partied with Eagles cheerleaders and a trio from the Philadelphia Orchestra who, at one point, played the theme from Rocky. Very on-the-nose and fuck you if you don’t like it, honestly.
Philly invited the Pope to Wawa... No do you people who don't know Wawa realize its great significance and awesomeness!— Jenn (@DoItAgainJenn_) September 18, 2015
Mayor Nutter announces that Wawa will serve Pope Francis a hoagie of his choice.— Matt Gelb (@MattGelb) September 18, 2015
POPE IS GOING TO WAWA!!!????— yael™ (@yaeltime) September 18, 2015
If the Pope eats a Wawa hoagie I expect a the Popemobile to be included in next year's Hoagiefest web game— space jam truther (@RadDadJeans) September 18, 2015
THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED THE POPE IS GONNA EAT A WAWA HOAGIE WHILE HE’S HERE— Dan McQuade (@dhm) September 18, 2015
But will Pope Francis eat a Wawa hoagie for real? No, right? And if he does, which Wawa hoagie will he choose?
Please vote your conscience in our Wawa Pope Hoagie poll: