This fuckin’ family. Update: Deen deleted the dumb tweet after the internet yelled at her, but we saved a screenshot.

Paula Deen, whose life mission is to gradually murder the entire American populace with buttermilk, should know better. Not just because it’s 2015 and Jesus God how many times have we posted a “local idiot posts picture in blackface” story, but because she’s gotten in trouble for being a backwards bigot so many times before.

My take? Maybe, just maybe, Paula Deen didn’t really mean all those teary apologies, and maybe actually is a big deep fat-fried racist. Her dumbass son, too.

Update: Deen’s tweet has been deleted, so we have replaced the embed with a screenshot of it in the post above.

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