A North Carolina woman who adopted a cockatoo parrot named Peaches also gained a fun party trick: a daily, aggressive reenactment of your parents' divorce.

According to Elaine Sigmon of North Carolina, her Moluccan cockatoo Peaches once belonged to a couple who has since broken up. Today, the bird often breaks into loud (and possibly expletive-laden) tirades, dramatically moving her head from side to side as she screeches and "argues."

Sigmon tells the Huffington Post she and her husband don't mind the "hilarious" bird fights, which happen once or twice a day. "Where do you buy bird poison?" a neighbor types into Google.

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