Float Baby is the premier Houston spa for non-adults aged two weeks to six months to enjoy a 20 minute "hydrotherapy" session and full-body mini-massage. These babies have already experienced more luxury than many of us will ever know. Look at them, so calm and serene and ignorant of the world's horrors, of every awful thing you've probably done. The peace they feel right now surpasses the greatest moments of your sad, miserable life. Have a wonderful day.

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