You might have seen footage of some guy free-climbing the 1,070 foot tall Salesforce tower in San Francisco and thought, “Damn, that’s impressive.”
What was he doing it for? To protest tyrannical Silicon Valley return-to-work mandates from on high? To make a comment on over-policing in America (the SFPD was waiting to arrest him at the top of San Francisco’s tallest building – they took the elevator). So people like me might call him “my sinewy lizard king” online?
Unfortunately, it’s none of the above. This guy’s a loser, and he goes by the moniker “Pro-Life Spider-Man.”
On his website, the hateful scaler writes, “My name is Maison Des Champs. I am a rock climber that has recently started climbing Skyscrapers to end abortion. [ed. note: lol] The goal is to get Dr. Cesare Santangelo put and [sic] jail and raise $1,000,000 for pro-life charities.”
Alright, nerd, you’ve made your point. Come on down, now.