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PALEY CENTER FOR MEDIA, NEW YORK, UNITED STATES - 2018/10/18: Judges of TV series Top Chef Gail Simm...

The Top Assholes of Top Chef

Which you should binge-watch this weekend

Non, Chef!
Tammie Teclemariam

Candle Review: Cire Trudon “Mary”

(Not the Virgin.)

candle reviews
Kelly Conaboy
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - NOVEMBER 21: Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers (12) makes a pass during ...

Aaron Rodgers Has a Covid Toe on His Big Feet ;)

TW: Graphic descriptions of toes

Toe-tally Gross
Olivia Craighead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 13: Macy's unveils new giant character balloons for the 95th Annual Ma...

Tiptoe, the Macy’s Parade’s New Reindeer, Is an Abomination

Saint Nicholas has forsaken us

Non-Canon
Jenny G. Zhang

My Rejected Pitches the Day Before Thanksgiving

I think I'm being held to a higher standard than everyone else around here

cornucopia of ideas
Claire Carusillo

Teigen Tales: What Is Eyebrow Transplant Surgery, and Why Did Chrissy Teigen Get It?

A guide for haters

Body Horror
Allie Jones

Move Over, Gingerbread House — We’re All Making Ourselves Sick on Charcuterie Houses Now

Thank you, Martha.

meat house
Kelly Conaboy

Enjoy Obviously Fake Advice-Column Letters for What They Are: Catharsis

A gift to bored minds everywhere

Our Monoculture
Jenny G. Zhang

Brian Laundrie Died By Suicide :(

An attorney for the Laundrie family confirmed the cause of death on Tuesday.

laundrie
Kelly Conaboy

Will Smith: Enough

Now that I learned he used to puke after sex, I know everything

bad boys
Claire Carusillo

Jeffrey Epstein's Last Days: I Am Rain Man

He told one psychologist: "Being alive is fun."

PLANE MAN
Tarpley Hitt

"New Rules?" New Sletter

Dua Lipa’s got one that will levitate right to your inbox

Media Moguls
Olivia Craighead

Society if We Had a Shorter Workweek: My Crops Are Flourishing, My Skin Is Clear

*chanting* FOUR-DAY WORKWEEK! FOUR-DAY WORKWEEK!

Future of Work
Jenny G. Zhang

Devastating: Chris Pratt Will Not Say “It’s-a Me Mario” in New Mario Film

"That's not the tenor of the performance.”

it's a-me, sadness
Kelly Conaboy

It's Me, the Only Young Person Who Saw 'The Last Duel'

Don't pin this on me, Ridley Scott

Millennians
Olivia Craighead

Clubhouse Is More Exclusive Than Ever: No One's On It

They will take any member who would have them as a clubhouse

Flubhouse
Tarpley Hitt