In order to prove once and for all that it is totally web-savvy, and not nearly as analog as the critics say—oh, and also to raise money—the Republican Party is selling new web domains ending in .gop starting today. They are much in demand, but not for the reasons Republicans might have hoped.

To be sure, there have been some earnest takers:

And then there has been everyone else.

There were inevitable disappointments, too.

For what it's worth, our little business concern seems a tad undervalued:

But some of our counterparts command top dollar:

Want to fund the status quo while making fun of it on a new web domain? Go to and see if it's available. The domain, not the status quo. That's always available.