Chris Christie, the New Jersey governor who wants to be president of the United States but won’t, appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe Tuesday. When asked how he would manage New York City if he were mayor, Christie said “Stop and Frisk would be back in about five minutes.” Luckily for us, he is not mayor of New York City.

Here are more words Christie vomited while on air:

  • “Ready to roll, baby!”
  • “I am just stunned, as are most people who live in this area, that this has been the safest summer in New York.”
  • “You wanna get high in Colorado and Washington, even though marijuana is against the law in the country? Eh, go ahead.”
  • “Here is what leadership is all about.”
  • “It’s the liberal policies in this city that have led to the lawless that’s been encouraged by the president of the United States.”
  • “Blah blah blah something about kids and teachers unions
  • “Obama.”
  • “If police step over the line, they deserve to be taken care of and prosecuted.”
  • “I’m outraged.”
  • “Under both Mayor Giuliani and Mayor Bloomberg we didn’t see the outward manifestation of this problem like we see it now, we didn’t see the diminution in the quality of life like we see it now.”
  • “The mayor is right.”
  • “Obama.”
  • “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.”

You can watch the full video below: