Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis recently had a baby and gave it a dumb name (Wyatt Isabelle). On Conan last night, Ashton unsurprisingly revealed he thinks he's killing it in the Dad Department.

The 36-year-old star of Two and a Half Men explained:

I have a personal "I want to be a hero" ego thing. It fulfills all of that. Staying home for the first couple weeks, I've learned the little things that will calm the baby down. So, I feel like I'm a baby whisperer now. I like to give the baby to my friends and let it cry for a second and be like, "Let me just take this." Any sort of hero fantasy I have is completely satiated.

Conan joked, "You're gonna start putting your baby in mock jeopardy." Kutch responded, "Oh look baby! You're to fall! No you're not. Daddy's here."

I'm sure Ashton will continue to be, in his eyes, a great dad.