It's been nearly a month since a man in Canada successfully evaded police by riding his motorcycle through a shopping mall, but it was only yesterday that footage of the incident leaked online—and oh man is it some wacky, wild stuff.

Pursued by authorities for reckless driving, the urban off-roader chose to double down on his offense by taking a short detour through the Guildford Town Centre Mall in Surrey, British Columbia.

The Calgary Sun reports that, improbably, no one was injured during the chase and, perhaps even more improbably, the goddamn maniac got away.

Or, as one observing officer succinctly put it: "Holy shittt!"

[Image via YouTube//h/t NY Daily News]