Two college students who were recently interrupted mid-coitus were reportedly cool with it when they realized the drunk party-crashers were also famous television stars.
Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson recounted the story last week on Conan, explaining that he and his TV husband, Eric Stonestreet, were at Kansas State to do a talk with some students.
Ferguson and Stonestreet—a Kansas State graduate—then went out barhopping and decided to crash Stonestreet's old frat house.
So this is like, 2:30 in the morning, and we just randomly go to the Pike frat house. And we knocked on the door, they open the door, and here's these two people from television—iconic characters, if you ask me—and they were so thrown off, like, "What are you doing here?"
But things got interesting when the pair went exploring.
And then we were walking down the hallway and found Eric's photo on the wall and then he's like, "Let's go into my old room." So he just opens up a room that he used to live in, and there was a man in there with his lady-friend, and they were under the sheet doing naughty, naughty things. And we come into the room and they're like, "HEY," and she's like covering herself up with the sheet, and then they're like, "Oh my god, can we get a picture with you guys?"
And we took photos with them.
Ferguson said the girl later got dressed and made them retake the photos, but the lesson of the story appears to be that if you want to take selfies with famous actors, just leave the door unlocked.