"Mine Is Bigger": Kim Clone Myla Sinanaj Talks Kardashian Surgery
Twenty-six-year-old Albanian-American personality Myla Sinanaj famously dated Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries, then proceeded to have surgery to look like Kim, do a raunchy sex tape like Kim (Myla Sinanaj—The Anti Kim XXX), and even warble out a song a la Kim. Having interviewed the E! zillionairess, I wanted to give Myla yet another chance to be like her tarnished idol, so I just stuck a recording device in her face as well. Turns out there’s something of Kim’s she expressly doesn’t want—Kanye.
Hello, Myla. You’re best known as Kim Kardashian’s ex’s ex?
Isn’t that weird?
It is, a little bit.
What do you hope to accomplish with all this?
I’m trying a little bit of everything—music, film, TV. Why not try everything until you hit one? I want to host a TV show. I liked the old shows that used to be on MTV, like TRL—or Inside Edition or E! News.
Since you do virtually all things Kim-related, will you also marry Kanye West and have a biracial baby?
I doubt it. He has too many anger issues for me. He recorded his album out of my hotel. I met him when he was coming to meet Kim in the hotel. He brushes everybody off and thinks he’s better than everybody. He was not, “Hi, how are you? How can I help you?” He was standoffish.
At least he didn’t hit on you. You’ve said that Khloe Kardashian’s husband, Lamar Odom, did so twice. Why did you come forward with that?
It was an accident. I was asked, “What do you think of the cheating thing?” I said, “I’m not surprised because he hit on me.” Obviously I didn’t think anything of it because I never called him back. He’s not my type. Not physically. When you know, you know.
Plus he’s married, right?
Yeah, that too. If I did anything, it’d just be a one-night stand. It would be a waste of time.
Are you looking to hook a husband? I mean your own husband.
I would love to.
Why did it not work out with Kris?
We’re friends. I’ll leave it at that.
Huh? Did he pay you off or something? Didn’t you date?
We were friends. That’s all I can say.
What’s your sex appeal?
My personality. I’m really fun. When you’re fun, it makes you more attractive. I’m laid back. I’m super chill.
Was the Kris/Kim marriage a hoax?
I don’t think for him it was. I can’t speak for her, but anything she does is for a reason.
Why is she with Kanye? Surely there’s some reason.
The media attention and press come from it. That marriage is not gonna last.
I gather you’re not a fan of the woman. Then why do you so elaborately try to emulate her?
I emulate her body.
You have her big, fabulous backside?
Mine is bigger, actually. But mine is real. Hers is fake. Google “Kim plastic surgery” and it brings up pages and pages of before and after. When she was hanging out with Paris Hilton, she had no ass. But I love her waistline. It’s perfect. I plan on doing liposuction to get that. She’s manmade from head to toe. Google the face and the nose, then and now, and you’ll be shocked.
How did she achieve that Mattel-like waist?
I think her first husband admitted to that. He paid for lipo for a fat transfer from her stomach to her butt.
Call me maybe, but in a similar situation, I wouldn’t transfer fat, I‘d get rid of it.
But if you want a bigger butt, it’s easier to inject it because with implants people would know. With X rays, it would show. She did an X-ray to show there were no implants, but all that means is she got injections.
Oh, OK, I’ll remember that. Were you at all embarrassed to do a sex tape?
It took me two months to finally say “OK” and do it. I realized that for the people who did sex tapes—Pamela, Paris, Kim—it worked out in their favor. For the record, whenever you hear about a sex tape being leaked, a major company can’t leak anything without your signed consent. It’s a setup.
Just as I suspected. But were you surprised that you could do all that for a camera?
I definitely was. I hadn’t even hooked up with somebody months prior to that. I was drinking wine that day, but it ended up OK. I’ve watched it many times. I’m used to it by now. It’s not that big of a deal. People make such a big deal out of it, as if they don’t have sex every night.
I don’t really think my tricks are filming me.
That you know of!
Next Question With Michael Musto is a regular feature in which Musto uses his time-honed skills to interrogate big celebrities, former celebrities, and wannabe celebrities. Musto is a pop culture icon, regular TV presence, and the author of four books.