Alert siren alert: lovable rascal Miley Cyrus has an official new pseudo-Kennedy boyfriend. Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick, 21, brought the pop star under the lights of the L.A. Memorial Coliseum last night to watch his college football game (USC beat Cal 38-30). He also took a selfie of them making out.

Schwarzenegger, a college student/model/pizza salesman, was approached by Miles for a kiss during the game.

He was all like, just wait a minute here...

Almost ready just gimme one second...


Schwarzenegger told Details in 2011, "my eye is set on Miley." Looks like he's got it all fucking figured out now.

[Photos via Getty]