The series, "A Fly on the Wall in Cupertino," is supposed to depict Apple Employees mocking the products during a meeting with a Steve Jobs-esque figure. Microsoft published the series online yesterday, but pulled them after only a few hours.
Here are some of most groan-worthy lines:
Sorry we're late, my iWatch had to go back to R & D.
Did we have to make the new iPhones out of plastic to save money? Yeah bro.
Because think about it, everybody loves gold. Pirates. Leprechauns. This dude. (Points to picture of shirtless man on a beach.)