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Aggressively fertile humans Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar said a lot of crazy things on Fox News about their son’s multiple molestations tonight. But no one seems to be talking about the craziest part: Michelle’s face—and mouth. And her dead, lifeless eyes. Jesus Christ. Literally.

As the man of the house, Jim Bob did most of the talking. But Michelle’s eyes said it all: Yes, Jim Bob. I’m dead inside. Is this what love looks like? Is this how people cry? Megyn Kelly’s a bitch. I am pregnancy incarnate.

A mediocre performance overall. Three out of five stars.

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