Following a "bloody diarrhea outbreak" that left 74 of its patrons wondering why their God had forsaken them, Federico's Mexican Food in Litchfield Park, Arizona, is begging people to "come back" — and offering them free burritos if they do.

But things will be different this time, the restaurant swears.

They've even hired Linda Cobb, AKA the "Queen of Clean" (as seen on Oprah, Dr. Phil & more!) to get rid of all that nasty E. coli O157 that made customers experience "grossly bloody bouts of diarrhea," according to the lawsuit filed against the restaurant's parent company on behalf of several victims.

¡Buen provecho!

[image, video via Phoenix New Times]