Martha Stewart shared a stunning, easy, one-step life recipe in Net-a-Porter's Porter magazine for Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow and other actresses who might want to venture into lifestyle blogging: shut up.

The New York Post reports that Stewart had some words for Paltrow in particular:

"She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

You don't see Martha Stewart trying to have a kid named Apple, do you? You don't see Martha Stewart trying to play an alcoholic country star!

Martha wasn't as open about her feelings towards Blake Lively, an actress who came to her for advice before starting her site Preserve, leaving her senior vice president Kevin Sharkey to do the dirty work, saying:

"I don't get the sense she's credible. She's enthusiastic, but she's not credible."

Aw. She is enthusiastic, isn't she?

The lesson remains, of course, as true as it always has been: don't fuck with Martha's shit.

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