Illustration: Jim Cooke, Photo: AP

Welcome to the fourth and final night of the 2016 Republican National Convention. And folks, we’ve got a special treat for you tonight: Brilliant billionaire and all around great guy Peter Thiel has been granted top billing. We can’t wait!

Real estate developer Donald Trump will speak too, of course, as will his daughter Ivanka. But no surprises there. Tonight is Peter’s night, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.