Lindsay Lohan did not get married this weekend, but she did upstage the hell out of the happy couple that did, if Page Six is to be believed.

Lohan, she of the celebrity fuck lists and dubious Oprah specials, is probably the last person you’d want to invite to your wedding. I have no specific reason to say this, but I submit to you that an open bar event focused on someone else might not be the friendliest environment for a troubled former child actress with substance abuse issues. But I was not consulted before Justin Etzin and Lana Zakocela got married last weekend in Florence.

That’s where, according to the gossip column, Lohan apparently made a vow of her own: to drama, forever.

“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.”


“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy.


And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine.’”

At least she didn’t wear white? (She wore white.) Congrats to the happy couple!

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