Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!

Mary took care of Rambo forever. She dresses him up so he won’t get sunburned and keeps him safe. He gives her kisses and is nice as pie. He’s a house gator.

Keep Rambo and Mary Together! Where else will a gator get a life this sweet?

I don’t give a dang what the letter of the law says. Mary and Rambo are clearly best friends. Support Rambo! He’s always happy to see you.

Now that’s a cool gator.

[Photos via Mary Thorn/ FB]