Kim Kardashian gained a fair amount of weight during her pregnancy with baby North West, and the tabloids were genuinely terrible to her about it. Now in an interview with Elle UK, Kim explains she went through that trial because of God. God smote Kim Kardashian for thinking she was "so hot."

Kim says:

I'd think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: "Kim, you think you're so hot, but look what I can do to you." My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I'd never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.

There's a lot to unpack here, but chiefly, we should consider that 1) Kim Kardashian believes in a vindictive, slut-shaming, Old Testament God and 2) North West is possibly a vampire baby.

May the Lord above bless you from here on out, Kim.