At 4:21 p.m., on April 12, in the Year of Lord 2016, Kid Rock sent a bold message to authority members everywhere.
Hey, authority: pic.twitter.com/7chEAS0cGq— Kid Rock (@KidRock) April 12, 2016
As the genre-defying artist sang in his 1998 hit single “Cowboy:”
Call me Hoss, I’m the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sheriff, in his eye I ain’t right.
I‘m gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white HUH
Update 6:25 p.m.
Upon further research, a pattern emerges:
Fuck these plants. pic.twitter.com/9AyKeK8699— Kid Rock (@KidRock) October 2, 2015