Here is a video of a kid who just so damn badly wants to shout “holy shit” but just can’t get any closer than “holy crud,” which, if we’re being honest, is a poor substitute.

Also, a seal gets eaten by a great white shark, or whatever.

Another few years, kiddo, and you’ll have the whole arsenal at your disposal. Shit, damn, hell, ass—you can’t believe all the choices. Hang in there, homie.