Noted monkey abandoner Justin Bieber was reportedly attacked Sunday night during a concert in Dubai.

As first reported by The National, the government-owned newspaper of Abu Dhabi and your new essential source for all celebrity news, a member of the audience rushed Biebz mid-song, managing to grab/hug the "singer" before being absolutely destroyed by security guards, who, in the process of tackling Bieber's would-be attacker, managed to knock over a giant piano.

Bieber escaped — skipping no less — to the side of the stage, unharmed. He was reportedly able to continue the concert, even without puking on stage.

This isn't the first time Bieber has faced danger. Last December, police thwarted a plot to murder and castrate the young star.

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