Dicks: Many of us have them, and sometimes they get messed up. In such cases, we can only hope that any necessary procedure is quick, painless and—most importantly—singular. According to Jimmy Kimmel, his messed up dick surgery was none of those things.
"[My dickhole] just kind of closed up on it's own," Kimmel told E! News on Sunday, expanding on an anecdote he had shared at a SXSW panel the day before. "I don't know why it happened. I still don't know why."
Unfortunately for Kimmel, his dark dickhole journey had only just begun.
"The guy said, 'Your urethra's closing up and you need it operated on,' and they did. And then they said, 'Yeah, we didn't get it, it didn't quite work. We need to do it again.' And they did it again."
"But is the process horrible?" you definitely would not ask.
"It's a horrible process by the way," said Kimmel. "A horrible, horrible process."
Best of luck dick-havers, may all your dickholes stay open and all your dick surgeries be successful.