Jeb Bush, Spiraling Out of Control, Calls Donald Trump a 'Jerk'
Jeb! Bush, lover of all things tech and all things cool, really does not love jerks. In fact, he hates them so much that, as of this writing, he has officially begun the War on Jerks™.
First target: Donald Trump, the jerk to end all jerks. According to CNN, Bush used the expletive to describe Trump at a town hall in New Hampshire on Saturday.
“Just one other thing — I gotta get this off my chest — Donald Trump is a jerk.”
"Donald Trump is a jerk!" Bush said, adding he insults ppl w/ disabilities. pic.twitter.com/Ye19iGJWa0— Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) December 19, 2015
The inflammatory rhetoric didn’t stop there. Bush, whom no one really likes right now, spent his Friday night tweeting angrily at Trump, trading barbs about Putin’s endorsement of the Republican presidential frontrunner, and continuing his War on Jerks:
The Putin praise must be clouding your memory https://t.co/hEg6P0dDGG https://t.co/YZFTw6bfI1— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) December 18, 2015
.@realDonaldTrump, a real leader would stand up, not suck up, to bullies and despots like Putin. Here’s a lesson. https://t.co/LZo9baUWpL— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) December 18, 2015
Meanwhile, the jerk himself is trying out out-jerk the hater of jerks. On Friday night, Trump tweeted back at Bush, saying that Jeb! had “embarrassed himself & his family with his incompetent campaign for President.”
The last thing our country needs is another BUSH! Dumb as a rock!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 18, 2015
The battle ended without bloodshed, but all agreed that it was truly the biggest jerk-off the world had ever seen.