Jeb Bush certainly did push through plenty of education reform during his time as Florida governor. Although, he seems to have forgotten to mention the results of all of his ostensible achievements. Namely that while Florida’s graduation rate was already low when Jeb entered office, by the time he finished his two terms, he managed to bring the state down to “dead last.”

Which, to be fair, is an incredible achievement if you hate kids. Jeb can fix it!

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