Chris Pratt has made the leap from everyone's favorite friendly, loyal, but not-so-bright human puppydog on Parks and Rec to a be-muscled Hollywood action hero in Guardians of the Galaxy and now Jurassic World. "But what if he hadn't?" asked no one, "What if Andy Dwyer had to save us from the killer mutant dinosaur?"

"Here, watch this," Thanks Mom Productions replied. It's Jurassic Parks and Recreation, and it's a little disconcerting how many of these lines work equally well for either of Pratt's characters.

[h/t TastefullyOff]