Paul Attanasio is a well-respected Hollywood screenwriter.

His credits include Quiz Show, Donnie Brasco, The Sum of All Fears, and executive producing the Fox medical drama House.

John Attanasio is the teenage son of well-respected Hollywood screenwriter Paul Attanasio.

His credits include this vertical video showing him pulling bank on some "broke-ass little bitch" he allegedly rear-ended or nearly rear-ended with his car.

The most humorous thing about this sorry incident? The victim's Mercedes-Benz retails for at least $30,000 more than Richie Rich's "million dollar" Camaro.

[There was a video here]

[H/T: Reddit]