Mei Xiang, a giant panda at the National Zoo, gave birth at 5:32 eastern time this evening to—a fat white worm? I thought baby pandas were supposed to be cute, even if they aren't Top 50 material. Anyway, you can watch Mei Xiang care for her newborn on the National Zoo's panda cam here. Don't get too attached: The last one didn't make it. Pandas!

[Image via AP]