Incredibly, the fecal proclivities of the wife of a presidential candidate are a matter of public record because there is nothing sacred to Donald Trump. So, with a quiet scream, let’s see what he has to say.

“I’ve never seen her make one, it’s amazing,” is what presidential candidate Donald Trump voluntarily said about his then-girlfriend’s bathroom habits in 2004. “It’s amazing. I’ve never experienced that before, with all the women...”

The important thing to note about this exchange, which occurred about nine minutes into this Howard Stern interview, is that these men have clearly discussed their girlfriends’ bowel movements—or lack thereof—before.

A strange outcome, considering how many assholes Melania has in her life...

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