John Balmer, 50, allegedly spotted deputies coming while he was in the checkout line and tried to offload a bag of weed onto the person behind him, who refused to take it. Balmer dropped the bag near the register, paid for his stuff, and tried to bail, but deputies apprehended him.
The bag turned out to contain marijuana and meth, and Balmer was booked for possession. No, seriously, the arrest report asserts, he had drugs.
Balmer joins the guy who pulled a DUI while wearing a "drunk as shit" shirt and the alleged meth cook repping Breaking Bad chicken/methamphetamine chain Los Pollos Hermanos in the hall of fame for mugshot attire that was a little too on the nose.