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Do you live in or around the St. Louis area? And is your dumpster currently engulfed in flames? I’m not surprised. Because can you guess how many dumpster fires were put out by the St. Louis Fire Department last night? The answer is 23. Twenty-three dumpster fires.

Thankfully, the Fire Department also took some time to record the blazing trash heap for Twitter before (presumably) putting it out.

According to local news station KMOV there’s still “no word on how many were purposefully set.” The rest of which presumably ignited naturally in response to St. Louis’ collective sins.

Twenty-three dumpster fires.