GOP Lawmaker Tweets Photo of Giant Penis, Says He Was Hacked
Missouri Republican State Rep. Mark Parkinson tweeted a fun erection joke this week and later deleted it, claiming he was out for a walk and "nowhere near" his computer when the tweet was sent. Tweets are only ever sent from computers, making his what we'd call a rock-solid alibi.
Here, Parkinson explains the issue to a constituent:
@eseider yes, it was somehow compromised. I'm out walking doors and nowhere near my computer!
— Rep. Mark Parkinson (@markparkinson) June 16, 2014
He also apologized in general.
Obviously, I need to change my twitter password. Random pics and tweets are being sent that I have never seen before. Apologies!
— Rep. Mark Parkinson (@markparkinson) June 16, 2014
The rest of his tweets are just FitBit updates, so the best recourse here is to delete Twitter. Parkinson still hasn't commented on whether or not he does, in fact, always have that problem in the morning.
