George R.R. Martin, your personal word-bitch, went on TV and had fun again instead of sitting at home and stoically finishing The Winds of Winter while he grows older without ever enjoying his fame. You are so mad.
This time, he joined Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers to answer some humorous trivia about the characters he created, who have brought you hours of genuine delight, surprise, and sorrow in both book and television form. Fuck him. Where is his laptop? Why isn't he writing new chapters while they talk?
It is the least he could do, after you went through all the trouble of asking your brother for his HBO Go password. What an ungrateful prick.