In diametrical opposition to the pizza-for-titties initiative at Drew's Pizzeria, one small-town pizza joint in New Hampshire is offering its young customers the chance to earn free slices with school work and good grades.
The catch: The "Study Hall Special" is only valid for as long as you're doing your homework in the shop.
"If you complete your assignments to my satisfaction, you will earn a complimentary Root Beer float," reads the sign on the door.
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments "to the extent that I can."
But that's not all: High School students who earn an A on their report cards are entitled to a free slice ("1 slice of Pizza per A").
A report card with straight A's earns its holder "1 large pizza of your choosing and a 2 liter soda."
The non-student portion of the community can also win freebies in exchange for knowledge.