Mad Money host and crucifixion survivor Jim Cramer married real estate broker Lisa Cadette Detwiler on Saturday, The New York Times reports.

“I remember saying that there was no way I was going to go out with that bald, screaming man,” Detwiler told the Times. “But then the person who set us up reminded me that I had been spending too much time at home watching television with my dog.”

Best wishes to the angry couple.

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