Big Screen, Big Worms
How these cinematic creatures burrowed their way into our collective nightmares.
I Am Haunted by Joe's Stupid Little Bookselling Apron
It is more disturbing to me than all the murders
Consumerism Reports: The $249 Blast to the Ass
Maybe this thing I bought off Instagram will fix me
I Don't Know How Anyone Works With Their Sibling
No offense to my brother but I couldn’t hack it
Good Fruit Is a Great Gift
Instead of fermented grapes try just grapes.
Great Artists Steal
That may make them shitty friends, but nothing more.
He's Really Had a Substantial Amount of Time to Die
On James Bond, new and old. With spoilers.
True Crime Is Rotting Our Brains
I would sooner get stabbed again than have someone make a podcast about me
Remember When James Cameron Went to the Bottom of the Ocean?
A titanic achievement
Talk to Your Doctor. TALK to Your Doctor. Talk to Your DOCTOR.
A healthcare system that does not work in “ordinary” times means no one has a doctor anymore.
It's Time to Read Ambrose Bierce
The foundational American horror writer is great for Halloween, but also for life
I Don't Know Who Brandon Blackstock Is but I Wish Him the Worst
Leave Kelly Clarkson alone
Identity Fraud
Against using identity as a rhetorical cudgel, even though it’s very effective
Letterboxd Needs to Have DMs
So the cinephiles can, somehow, have sex
What's Up With "Gender Critical" Gay Guys?
They are tacky, spiteful, and, so far, mostly British
We Get It, You Love In the Mood for Love
I do, too, but I haven’t made it my whole personality
