Stop looking at these dumb bunnies. Won't somebody think of the poor tourist? He's being smothered to death by their cuteness.

The sick, twisted bunnies have been spotted stalking their human prey before, but this is the first time a full attack has been caught on camera.

It's unclear why the US Embassy in Japan hasn't issued a travel alert. What are they hiding? We'll report back as Gawker hopefully expenses a trip to Rabbit Island for the one reporter who dared to ask the hard questions.

[h/t Uproxx]