Kanye West's wife and sister-in-law uploaded new snapshots from the Kardashian-West Golden Toilet Ball to Instagram Wednesday, and not since the episode where Kim lost her earring in the ocean have so many Kardashians looked so unhappy in the same place.
Kimkurdashinwest posted the above portrait of groom Kanye West holding his distraught-looking Givenchy-clad daughter North in his arms. Next to them, an apparently unrelated women squints prettily into the middle distance, posing, with a calm rivaled only by a coma, for a photographer of her own imagining. She is Kim.
Khloe Kardashian shared an image of Kanye West addressing the bridal party that, judging by the mixtures of trepidation and displeasure painted on the women's faces, appears to have been taken in the White House Situation Room in the midst of a botched hostage recovery mission.
She just used wed in a sentence like that. "Wed," said Khloe. "Right after Kim and Kanye wed." "Right after," she began, "Kim and Kanye wed."