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If you had to imagine the platonic form of a failed ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, it would probably involve a guy in camo cargo pants and an American flag vest, waving an even bigger confederate flag, who sets his own hair on fire.

Congratulations. Your vision has manifested itself. Here is the dumbest shadow on the cave wall of your day.

[h/t Barstool Philly]